As Country As She Gets - Joe Nichols Album: III There is a little walkdown on the D chords that goes kinda like this: E--2------2----- B--3------3----- G--2------2----- D--0------0----- A----2-0----2-0- E--------------- D She hates goin' anywhere in my old truck D She says it's always muddy and it rides so rough Em G D G And there ain't no graceful way to climb up in a dress Em A D Yeah I'm about as country as she gets D I might get her on the lake to fish with me D If the water's smooth and the sky is blue with a nice cool breeze Em G D G But anything we catch I'll have to clean myself Em A D Cause I'm about as country as she gets G D She'll slip off a pair of heels G D Walk barefoot across the field G D/A A Climb up on the fence just to be near me Em G D G Sometimes I think that horse still scares her half to death Em A D Yeah I'm about as country as she gets D She likes being within spending distance of a mall D Havin' enough bars to make a cell phone call Em G D G Put her in a crowd and she's right in her element Em A D Yeah I'm about as country as she gets G D She'll slip out on the porch sometimes G D When that sun's low in the sky G D/A A Pull up a rocking chair just to be with me Em G D G Until that first big junebug buzzes by her head Em A D You see I'm about as country as she gets Em A D Yeah I'm about as country as she gets D She hates goin' anywhere in my old truck